A new must-have toy has emerged! Kids of all ages are lining up to get themselves "Buttheads Fart Launcher 3000." It's a Nerf gun-like gadget that shoots farts instead of darts. Stores all over the country are selling out.
“The flatulent firearm, can spread stench up to 10 feet across a room and is best used in well-ventilated areas or outdoors.” The fartblasts are “silent but deadly,” allowing users to sneak up on their victims.